It seems to me that our digressions in social ideologies are getting a little out of hand. You both in the most boisterous of manners with your immature antics and far too “village idiot” ranking Photoshop slideshow specials show that you two, without a doubt, are nothing more than a pair of total nitwits. Beavis and Butthead minus 20 IQ points who as far as the eye can see seriously need to move out your parent’s basement after you cease blowing each other and swinging on the balls of how low your comments can really go, and of course by “comments” I mean how many times you can reference a “dick” and how bad you want one inside you… in so many words. Its kinda sad how between the both of you, that not a single well thought out rebuttal (yep, no typo this time Alchemist, can you believe it) can be forged between both of your brains which quite frankly equates to about the size of walnut busted to about less than half of its actual size. Your comments and retorts aren’t funny, to be quite blunt, after about two minutes they get kinda sad.

Sad that you two guys who are more than likely FAR too over-privileged and hail from some seedy suburban neighborhood where you all must be so bored and pissed off about your **** stain day in-day out routine you call everyday life, can only focus your piddling trifle of an existence around an internet message board which is MEANT to be fun and a healthy social outlet, and TRY to verbally (and I use “verbally” VERY loosely) attack someone who simply doesn’t care to deal with how stupid the both of you really are. I get it, you guys have no balls, that’s fine. I GET IT, the both of you are in serious need of some deep dick action to sate your homosexual desires. I GET IT, both of your dicks put together equal to a busted crayon split in half. I GET IT, its okay guys. But honestly, trying to piss off the single dude who simply wont stand for ignorance and intolerance by taking moronic photos of your wet dreams is not only a waste of time for me to read, but a total waste of time to ANYONE who actually just wants to engage in a tangible conversation that can be funny, but not 100 percent retarded like how you guys bring it to the table every damn day.

  You probably have a friend on the board who is in charge somehow of who gets banned and whatnot. Because honestly, that’s the ONLY laudable explanation I can conjure as why the hell your flat out asinine antics aren’t banned like ****ing “Moonshine” during Prohibition, but frankly I don’t care. If I’m banned for not taking crap from two kiddies who are more likely to be beaten at a second grade spelling bee by “Radio” on an alcohol binder than so be it. Frankly If message boards attract ****ing pawn scum like you two the best game is simply not to play. So go ahead, comment back all you want about dicks, vaginas (which you both REALLY aren’t attracted to in the slightest, butch fake ass posts about “how good vag is” aside), recite (yep, RECITE, no typo there either Al, can you believe it ****) your one liners about how in actuality you’re just pissed that some dude can actually speak with eloquence and not give in to your age eight waves of blunt stupidity, place some dumb ass pic of me you got off myspace (make sure it’s a good one because I’m SURE both of you will be jerking off to it later), and make it further known that you two combined equal the lowest piece of filth found at the bottom of the most sullied fecal matter bacteria infested swamp found in “Shit Streak Suburbia USA”. I’m bored, and have FAR too many other more pressing engagements to keep than sitting here and entertaining a couple of ****ing children who are desperate need of a more lucrative hobby, a girlfriend…whoops, sorry…I mean boyfriend, a thesaurus (I’m sure you really desire one Alchemist) and a straight up LIFE in general. Sorry, but I’ll just call it a certain allergic reaction I get to stupid people. Take it easy ladies

Yours truly,

                Drew

PS

   Dude has left the building…it was fun while it lasted…and GOODNIGHT everybody..