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Houdini_The Great
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MissMae wrote:
Hey, look at Josh's av.


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that is NOT a book

yr pen0r is too small

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The Alchemist wrote:
that is NOT a book

yr pen0r is too small
i could kill you with my penis

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maybe if it were a microscopic bateria

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Or if you were eight feet tall. Anywhere in between that and I'd destroy you. I'd cut your throat with one swing. motherfcuker.

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silly bitch, you cannot harm me.
do you not know who the **** i am?

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holy**** people. we really need to at least attempt to stay on topic.. a little. please? just some?

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lets please...

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nevaeararrr

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theres like 4 other topics where your talking about his nipple

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that's because his penis is so damn small!

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I like to read Vogue. The current Vogue is 600 pages long. Six hundred pages of amazingness.

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how much does that ish cost?

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fall for life wrote:
holy**** people. we really need to at least attempt to stay on topic.. a little. please? just some?


amen.



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currently reading A Happy Death and House of Leaves. Just finished The Pilgrimage

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The Alchemist wrote:
currently reading A Happy Death and House of Leaves. Just finished The Pilgrimage


FINISH A HAPPY DEATH SO I CAN REEEEED IT.
kthnx.


sup 1984. i can't believe it has taken me so long to read it.

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i love reading womans magazines you learn so much about yourself and what ladies like. it sweet

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I'm going to finish some required reading with Catcher in the Rye soon.

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fall for life wrote:
i love reading womans magazines you learn so much about yourself and what ladies like. it sweet


they're all bull****.
bull**** scams

women giving advice to other women about what men want
ahahahah

rop3.

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I don't read Cosmo or anything like that. I'm all about fashion. So, not just a new banner, but the whole layout is different. It's changing before my eyes!

I know what to give my man to make him happy.

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o rly?

and what might that be

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For starters, I can take his V-card.

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what if ya don't got one of those?

then do you take american express?

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fall for life wrote:
i love reading womans magazines you learn so much about yourself and what ladies like. it sweet
I read a little of a Hustler the other day, hilarious.

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ya right 'read'. you're half blind from all that fapping boi don't lie!

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ya right 'read'. you're half blind from all that fapping boi don't lie!
we actually have some hilarious photos from that evening. it was my friend, B3tsy's B-day party so my friend Kat3 bought her porn. There was a nasty Swingers listing, some nasty german ****, a Playboy College girls, and a Hustler. The Hustler was entertaining to us all.

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books suck.

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tried to read House of Leaves

took me foreverrrrr

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lucas wrote:
books suck.


booo that.

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ya right 'read'. you're half blind from all that fapping boi don't lie!
we actually have some hilarious photos from that evening. it was my friend, B3tsy's B-day party so my friend Kat3 bought her porn. There was a nasty Swingers listing, some nasty german ****, a Playboy College girls, and a Hustler. The Hustler was entertaining to us all.


post em up hollaaaa

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