One day a student in a math class asked his teacher why two plus two equalled four. Immediately, the skeleton of Aristotle popped out of the ground and said to him, "because I said so."
Did it mess up anyone's computer? My friend Tim says his started acting funny after going there, but I accessed it on two computers and nothing happened. Weird.
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