One day a student in a math class asked his teacher why two plus two equalled four. Immediately, the skeleton of Aristotle popped out of the ground and said to him, "because I said so."
in the people's republic, convicted murderers get taken out to some deserted ass road, and they are shot in the head. but before they are taken out there, they are filled with anti-coagulants, so that their organs can be donated to the needy. their family is then billed for the single bullet.
