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Houdini_The Great
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Let's make a collective story. Everyone does one line. Don't make any posts other than story lines.



Once upon a time...

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there was this really fat princess

(*can we make this actually work guys?)

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Houdini_The Great
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who always ate chicken.

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with a biscuit.

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One day she ran out of...

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dresses that fit!

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bc she ate too much chuggen

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She thought sexercize would be the answer...

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but it just gave her VD.

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It was because the only guy who would sex those fat chicks was J$



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then J$ took a nap and dreamt about sex0ring fattyz

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but his VD started bothering him and he jumped

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inside a vag

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and he ate his way out.

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then realized he was gay

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and desperately wanted the alchemist to rub him

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with a load of hot sperm and a rambo bandana

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The Alchemist
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with a rebel yell, j cried "mre mre mre"

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as the yelp echoed throughout the woods it scared away a lot of little..

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bears that were raping baby deers

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they said "you will be ****ed by a thousand demons.."

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Then the fat princess was like "lol"

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She giggled and said "OMG! I'm so fat. Jenny Craig here I come!"

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then jenny killed herself cause the princess was too fat to handle

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The princess stood over Jenny giggling even harder now "Wow I didn't realize I was that fat..."

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the fat princess decided to use her fat powers for the good of the...

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mormons.

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Donny and Marie Osmond then followed the teachings of fat princess and became fat too

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they massaged each other's fat rolls and ate sopapillas

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while screaming "SUCK MY DICK SUCK MY DICK I'M HORNY!"

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