I need seckz, who else needs seckz? Seriously driving me crazy. Just sharing.
I spent the night at Gr3g's but I was so tired that I didn't move at all or even talk about Jesus and cows like I normally do in bed. That boy has some insane self control. Seriously. Oh wells... I just gotta touch myself
So, that was a cool post.
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Um.........oooooookay. I'm assuming that was pretty much sex oriented...But yeah. It always throws me off when girls talk about getting it on so flagrantly. I dont know why. Either because I know thats what you guys really think and just dont really say it aloud, or because you may only be saying that just to get a rise out of guys and make us unjustly horny. Me ??? I say its mix of being cautious and waiting for sucker play....and just wanting to bang you... (:
Yeah, I have. I'm not a TOTAL novice when it comes to the female anatomy. As a matter of fact from what I HAVE done I'm told I'm pretty good at making ladies make noise, if you catch my drift...
Drewhadou wrote: Yeah, I have. I'm not a TOTAL novice when it comes to the female anatomy. As a matter of fact from what I HAVE done I'm told I'm pretty good at making ladies make noise, if you catch my drift...
Uh...yeah, I'm sure thats gotten you through many a cold winter's night bro. Besides. what are you, the fcuking sex police. I swear you can't make a statement without someone trying to put you're whole freakin sexual history on trial.
My advice to virgins: Don't have sex until you know you are able to get it again, and again, and again. Seriously, before I ever did it, I didn't need it so bad. I wanted it, but I didn't need it. And then once I did have it, I constantly wanted more.
One of my female friends said it best: "once you pop, you just can't stop."
Then we did it.
Hehe, just kidding about the last part.
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I'm a man who fucks with fire. I'm a man who sleeps with liars, but I don't come from Hell, no. I wasn't raised in Hell.
At any rate, sex is probably THE most overated topic in existence right now. Everyone tries to sit there and play "social analyst" based on how many times they've gotten laid. Its freaking pathetic. People do what the hell they will, when they wish to, period. Whether your first time was five years ago or five minutes ago, who the fcuk has the right to sit there and point fingers at everyone else just because they havent engaged in the base ass animalistic tendencies we get on a daily basis. I've fooled around in the past, but havent gone all the way specifically because I havent choosen to. Theres no rush because unless theres a biological virus that'll kill off the earths population of women at an exponential rate, there will always be a hefty supply of poon out there for anyone. So who the fcuk if one persons decides to sling their SHIT all over town or not. Its really noone elses freakin business. But you can most certainly check Alchemist. I want some goddamn CREDENTIALS. A file, history of service, contacts, a badge, all that ****. hahahahaha.
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Houdini, I think your friend ripped off that quote from the Pringles company dude...
Drewhadou wrote: But you can most certainly check Alchemist. I want some goddamn CREDENTIALS. A file, history of service, contacts, a badge, all that ****. hahahahaha.
