i wouldnt know.. but vaginas are kinda scary. like your down there *doodle-y doodle-y doooooooo* then you actully look at it and its like "ROAR IM A MONSTER!" and then it runs through your mind and just see your head getting eaten by it.
fall for life wrote: i wouldnt know.. but vaginas are kinda scary. like your down there *doodle-y doodle-y doooooooo* then you actully look at it and its like "ROAR IM A MONSTER!" and then it runs through your mind and just see your head getting eaten by it.
who's vaginas have you been looking at?
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The Alchemist wrote: i like it when the girl tries to suck the dick from my body when she is sucking it so hard you think she wants to take it home with her
blowjobs. we all like blowjobs.
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i love dane cook so much. i sit in my room all day and listen to him and quote him constantly in normal conversation. but in his one little part skit thing he talks about nice vaginas and stinky pussys and balls
I listened to that Dane Cook bit on my way to Chicago! That was great. What all men really want is a monkey. hahah whatever, I'm waaay too tired to remember.
1. I CAN give really good head, but... I'm a selfish lover. 2. If I do dome, I always play with the stepchildren. It's just a reflex. 3. I've got a lovely vagina. Very well kept. I like her.
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i like it when the girl tries to suck the dick from my body when she is sucking it so hard you think she wants to take it home with her
Dude...I really wish I could connect with you on that....but I can't....because...yeah...I havent been in that sort of situation I'm afraid.....sounds like a total blast dont get me wrong but....yeah...taking it home with her....can't make claims to that quite yet. (Bowing head in shame )
Drewhadou wrote: The Alchemist wrote: i like it when the girl tries to suck the dick from my body when she is sucking it so hard you think she wants to take it home with her Dude...I really wish I could connect with you on that....but I can't....because...yeah...I havent been in that sort of situation I'm afraid.....sounds like a total blast dont get me wrong but....yeah...taking it home with her....can't make claims to that quite yet. (Bowing head in shame )
no shame there.
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The Alchemist wrote: hahah lucas why were you talking **** about sex and you are still a virgin newb!
ATTN: missmae. meet me in the janitor's closet.
all i said is i prefer to think of my dick as a male, to me it doesnt make sense for it to be female.
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all i said is i prefer to think of my dick as a male, to me it doesnt make sense for it to be female.
But when you think about it, all tools men use (saws, hammers, cars, wood, and such) we always refer to them as "she" so if our penises (is that how you pluralize penis?) are tools, then shouldn't they be called a she, in the simple concordance with all other tool gender assignments?
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your penis is what makes you male, the very definition of maleness, how the **** can you see it as female?! it makes no goddamn sense! the act of sex is not you and your penis, its you (via your penis) and a girl. its a he. he's your little captain, little buddy, your lead singer. he's male.
and its penii
does anyone else hate how long you have to wait to post twice in a row?
-- Edited by lucas at 02:41, 2006-03-02
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