One day a student in a math class asked his teacher why two plus two equalled four. Immediately, the skeleton of Aristotle popped out of the ground and said to him, "because I said so."
Mr. Andy, I speak to the most. AJ sent me a couple drunken responses to my questions about booking. Brian is the only one I can legally bang. Jerry's words and voice. John's pretty piano. I'm pretty tired... and I have no idea what I'm talking about anymore.
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Penguin dust, bring me penguin dust, I want penguin dust--
AJ is always drunk and tries to hit me and fingerbang me...he breaks his strings too much...cant understand a word he says
john doesn't like drinking that much and he's always trying to show me new songs at like 9 am in the morning since he's been mixing all through the night
jerry never answers his ****ing phone and he always leaves me on hold when i reach him...
brian can't drive the ****ing van and somehow ALWAYS ends up having shotgun
andy cannot type properly to save his life, i really think he's dyslexic...
...buncha pricks those guys...you'll see!!!
P.S. j/k
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NO...i'm not in the band...i'm just faster and smarter and took the name first :)
If only I were privileged enough to have met or even seen them play live! Curse my recent discovery of them and the goddamned promoters in Ovideo, Florida.
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"I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes." - Hunter S. Thompson
